OFFENSIVE!!! FASHION ALERT

my hoe corrine recently met a cute guy at the bar...however even in my drunken stuper i could still tell his fashion sense was totes lacking.
boys, boys, boys. what makes boys think they can dress circa 2000 abercrombie and fitch these days. i mean seriously. the whole polo thing is out. get some damn style son! polos are offensive. you can do better than to go to the mall and buy a $50 polo. how about a t-shirt, i mean shit, you can find the coolest shirts at the thrift store for like $3, and i'm pretty sure, not one guy at the bar will be matching you. but, thats okay, if you want to turn the ladies off and in the direction of some of your friends keep wearing the polo, and why don't your pop your collar too. cause that might be acceptable in some fashionally challanged areas of the country.

NEW MUSIC DROP

Love metal?! Then you will love this. My boy B introduced me to this shizzz. Miss May I is coming out with their sophomore album on August 17th. I'd have to admit, I might not be able to understand all of what they are saying, but I do LOVE their cover of "Swing" originally by rapper Savage. Soooo emo lovies, go check this out and get yo scream on!

http://www.myspace.com/missmayi

sunday. funday. polish.

My hoe, Quinn, is obsessed with nail polish and has recently turned me onto some really awesome colors. Of course they're Chanel and impossible to get. But we found some pretty good dupes. Chanel Particuliere is a taupe/mushrookm color that was all over the runways Spring 2010. Dupes for it are OPI You Don't Know Jacques and Sally Hansen Commander in Chic. SH is only, like, a dollar cheaper but inclused a base/top coat as well. Chanel Nouvelle Vague is another amazing color. Quinn saw is in Beyonce's new music video "Why Don't You Love Me" and googled what polish it was. A good dupe is China Glaze For Audrey.

stoked.

Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty is my favorite villain. of. all. time. I'm beyond excited that M-A-C is coming out with a Disney Villain line. It hits stores September 30th. Expect to see pictures of my makeup creations.